Great Day at Work

[ironeyes]

Well not only was I enjoying a woderfully peaceful day at a slow station but early in the shift one of the other guys, whose wife is with Labrador Rescue, gets a call and the words No and Absolutely Not are heard as he speaks on the telephone. Then he turns around and asks me if I want a dog. Turns out a breeder is moving to Vero and the last black male of a 10 puppy litter hasnt been sold and needs a home. Restrictions at her new complex dont allow him to stay so she is willing to give him away; including papers! After several attempts to find a more "grounded" person to tell me not to get this four legged crap machine, I give in.
So now I am the proud owner of Cody my new 8 wk old black lab. What Have I Done?! :happy8:

[Mehrenfl]

Made a friend for life!! Even though you got that puppy for free, get out your wallet :pottytrai !!

[Wilbur]

Congrats on the new "baby"! After you get through the puppy stage and have a fine companion, you will appreciate all you went through. A smiling dog at home is the best cure for a crappy day at work. :toothy9: :thumbsup:

[ironeyes]

Its been 8 years since I put my chocolate down and I havent had a dog since. My parents chocolate has been gone since 99 and my mother will not have another dog; it hurts too much to say goodbye. He seems to be a good boy and he and the cats are pals in just two days so maybe itll work.

[duckmanJR]

First off son, Stop letting your fiancee name YOUR dog! Cody? Are you trying to make your He man duck fetcher/home protecter a ***? How about Killer.. or Lucifer..Bealzabub..Or Nut biter( a personal favorite)...That will keep the door to door salesman and Jehovas witness's at bay!
Hey how about Stains?... A real hoot when JoAnne has to call the dog! :)

[ironeyes]

Hey Duckman what are you naming YOUR dog? Oh that's right your wife wont let you have one. When I get Cody neutered you want me to save his balls for you so you dont have to keep asking mom for yours? :icon_rabb
Dont try some lame excuse like you dont have time or patience or that you already have had your dogs, face reality, you pick on me because you are jealous. Sure I could have named him Cerberus but how many people would have known where the name came from? If naming the puppy Cody is all it takes to keep peace at home its still cheaper and easier than remodeling the bathroom and kitchen! Especially in man made marble!
By the way whats this I hear that you forgot to put the engine flush cap back on and it got run over? Dang senility catching up with you?

[duckmanJR]

Yeah, I should have just had dogs instead of kids..Kids cause premature senility.
Hey, who exactly is going to walk and care for this crap factory...I recall having to practicly throw you out the door to get you to walk ol'
"Trapper the crapper"
And now I don't need a dog..We'll use YOURS!
Remember..dogs( like kids) add alot to the hunting trip..AGGRAVATION!

I have stopped using the port on the motor and now use the flush muffs. :tard:

[Mehrenfl]

You got to love it when a son gets one up on his old man!!

[duckmanJR]

I'll stick with the tried and true names... I'll be calling your dog something like........ " Come here F**Khead!!" or "Go get the **** duck stupid s**t" after all..It worked fine for YOU! :booty:

[ironeyes]

Gee, Ouch, I guess you got me. All I got was 24 years of free rent, all the shells the factory could supply and use of all your equipment. Yep I guess you got me! :rolleyes:
Besides, someone had to get the ducks...you get short of breath just thinking about exercise Tacoman! :booty:

[Logans1437]

This is funny - but I have a question: What does 'ottytrai' mean?

[bohl]

Man, thats sweet you got that dog for free! :happy11:

[ironeyes]

"ottytrai" is an cut off of potty training as a smilie.
Free is about the only way my broke self could afford a lab puppy.

[poppashot]

I have two dogs.
Ones name is diddy and the others name is bightya

When they get loose and run over to the neighbors house it is fun to yell out

"DiddyBightya" The neighbors always yell back "NO" and I say no that be me dogs names!

Then I pluck ducks in the front yard and they think I am nuts :smileinbo